A Girl in a Fantasy

averagebare:

Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien. 

(Source: slayboybunny, via breakfast-with-satan)

l4dygore:

My tapestry from a smoke shop!

l4dygore:

My tapestry from a smoke shop!

dailydoseofhappiness123:

Go follow “BOHOMOON” on Instagram! They have beautiful gypsy/Wiccan jewelry ☠☪

dailydoseofhappiness123:

Go follow “BOHOMOON” on Instagram! They have beautiful gypsy/Wiccan jewelry ☠☪

stephwithstars:

If this isn’t motivation for owning an Airstream, then I don’t know what is.

stephwithstars:

If this isn’t motivation for owning an Airstream, then I don’t know what is.

cracked:

Look how far we haven’t come!
5 Oddly Specific Lies We Believe About Foreigners

#3. They’re Stealing Our Children
At least such xenophobic rumors are behind us now, right? Except that in the distant past of October 2013, our stolen-child sense started tingling again when Greek officials discovered a blonde-haired girl living with a Roma couple who seemed too suspiciously swarthy to be her biological parents. Newspapers started sobbing about the trafficking of tow-headed innocents into poverty-stricken Gypsy compounds, and authorities soon raided Roma households in Ireland and seized several unusually blond children from there as well. After a few days, investigators discovered that the Greek girl had been given to the parents to care for by a lighter-haired Roma woman, a completely normal occurrence in a culture that commonly practices informal adoption. The Irish kids’ dusky kidnappers also turned out to have an excuse: They were the biological parents.

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cracked:

Look how far we haven’t come!

5 Oddly Specific Lies We Believe About Foreigners

#3. They’re Stealing Our Children

At least such xenophobic rumors are behind us now, right? Except that in the distant past of October 2013, our stolen-child sense started tingling again when Greek officials discovered a blonde-haired girl living with a Roma couple who seemed too suspiciously swarthy to be her biological parents. Newspapers started sobbing about the trafficking of tow-headed innocents into poverty-stricken Gypsy compounds, and authorities soon raided Roma households in Ireland and seized several unusually blond children from there as well. After a few days, investigators discovered that the Greek girl had been given to the parents to care for by a lighter-haired Roma woman, a completely normal occurrence in a culture that commonly practices informal adoption. The Irish kids’ dusky kidnappers also turned out to have an excuse: They were the biological parents.

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stephwithstars:

This belongs in my (future) backyard. 

stephwithstars:

This belongs in my (future) backyard. 

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

(via breakfast-with-satan)

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

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uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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greetings:

waking up from hangover like

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(via breakfast-with-satan)

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

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breakfast-with-satan:

allhailthehutch:

Slay

love her