A Girl in a Fantasy
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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
WHY I ACTUALLY LOVE HIM
DONT GET ME WRONG, THIS IS A HUGE PLUS
BUT IM HERE FOR THIS
Truer words have never been spoken
He is an enormous moose/puppy hybrid and that is the reason he has a special place in my heart
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people